psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

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in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

Anonymous asked:
Hi, I was wondering if you would mind doing a post summarising how terrible the United Australia Party and by extension Clive Palmer are because his stupid ads are everywhere right now and I just need something I can show people and be 'THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES'

dogs = good. capitalism = bad.

Sure thing! I’ll go into more detail eventually but for now: 

Clive Palmer only went into government to vote on legislation related to his mining interests (like repealing the mining tax) and then showed up to work less than 10% of the time. Imagine showing up that infrequently at any other job and expecting people to take you seriously. His voting record most aligns with the Liberal party and we all know how shitty they are so…

He also campaigned heavily on a lot of things he then immediately ignored from that point on.

Once he’d failed to get any traction for his party next election and disbanded it he then asked the Queensland treasurer to bail out his failing Queensland nickel refinery... by an amount he could have personally covered.

The only reason why anyone pays attention to him anymore is his bizarre tweets followed by ableist and antisemitic memes (which many believe to be a distraction from his failing nickel refinery and subsequent court issues.)

He’s literally just an incompetent and entitled old rich white dude who thinks a position in government is a way to serve his business interests, that the government should just give him money for nothing, and has no interest in doing any work outside of that which benefits himself… plus he’s racist. But if the people who like him are racist and can’t be convinced that racism is bad then hopefully they can at least be convinced that he literally doesn’t give a shit and just wants a 6 figure government hand out for never showing up to work. He had his chance in government to do something positive and he didn’t even do it. It’s not even a hypothetical that he’ll be selfish and useless - it’s his proven track record.


caantt:

sixpenceee:

By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control a robot car over land. By swimming towards an interesting object, the fish can explore the world beyond the limits of his tank. Via Studio diip

Ugh yes. Give him the tools to rule.

working in the drive-thru

surprisebitch:

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh… it’s for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

toadprince:

safenall:

toadprince:

Every time an ugly straight man posts a goth gf meme I physically manifest into his house while he’s sleeping and I massage his hairline back another inch

Lmao another day another angry dyke spotted, dw hun, they aren’t talking about you, you’re a lesbian therefore too ugly to be considered “goth gf”. Now now, since you can dish it out of course you can take it too right?

I don’t think the goal of any lesbian is to be “goth gf” material for ugly straight men

wetorturedsomefolks:

time to relax and have some me time! *spends five hours clenching my jaw, chewing my lip, sweating, and shivering slightly while laying in bed compulsively refreshing websites* 

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